Frequently Asked Questions
Why “Cryptic”?
Why not.
How big are your pizzas?
12 inches, 6 slices.
Do you sell by the slice?
Besides the Sissy Slice, no, we only sell by the whole pie. The pizzas we make are Neapolitan inspired, which are smaller and normally one whole pie is enough to feed one to two people.
Can we dine in?
Yes, we have a small dining room area that seats approximately 20 indoors and plenty of outside communal seating with a view of the Patuxent River.
Do you have gluten free dough?
We currently offer our take on a classic Grandma pizza called the Sissy Slice. It's a large slice of homemade gluten free focaccia bread topped with tomato sauce, mozzarella, our special vegan pesto with a drizzle of balsamic glaze to finish it off. It's so good even our gluten lovers enjoy this one!
Do you host private events?
We can accommodate small private events with advance coordination. Consult with our front of house staff to arrange.
Do you have beer and wine?
Why yes we do! We offer a small selection of bottled beer and single serve wines.
Can you reserve seating?
Sorry we don't take reservations or call ahead seating.; it's first come first serve.
Can I bring outside food or drinks?
We know it might be tempting to enjoy our outside seating but we are not permitted to allow outside food / drinks due to Maryland Food Safety Requirements. Please avoid the temptation so we don't have to ask you to bag the items or leave.
What is your phone number?
Believe it or not we don't have a phone (I know that's shocking, right??). Those pesky robo callers wouldn't leave us alone so we did away with it. The best way to reach us is via email or the good old fashioned way, just come for a visit.
