Frequently Asked Questions

How big are your pizzas?

12 inches, 6 slices.

Do you sell by the slice?

No, we only sell by the whole pie. The pizzas we make are neapolitan inspired, which are smaller and normally one whole pie is enough to feed one to two people.

Can we dine in?

We’re a takeout only restaurant and all of our pizzas are served in individual boxes. We do have outside communal seating in front of the restaurant with a view of the Patuxent River.

Do you have gluten free dough?

We do not have gluten free dough at the moment but we’re currently working on a recipe.

Why “Cryptic”?

Why not.